Welcome to the first edition of this blog I have received from arguably the least intelligent Kyong sibling. After reading through its contents myself, I do think it’s worthy of publication, however you should be vigilant when reading, and understand that anything that comes out of this half witch half illyrians mouth is complete garbage. While I don’t condone much of what he says, I do think it's funny enough to be given a platform for you citizens to observe, and possibly chuckle at.
~ Tarron Nai, Right Hand of the King
I woke up this morning with an odd itch in my brain that I needed to scratch. How did I solve this issue you may ask? Well by writing about it in this journal, that has now been entrusted with the Emissary quarter of the kingdom. But trust me, what I wrote in these pages was much to my delight, and should be taken very seriously by you all for the coming years. My advice is certainly top-tier and I can say with confidence that if you follow my steps you will achieve great happiness and success! So without further ado, here is some spectacular life advice from your’s truly.
If offered a knife, take it but only use it for bread.
Knives are valuable, I understand that, but how suspicious is it for someone to be walking around with a sackful of them just handing them out to strangers? Pretty suspicious if you ask me (but who am I to judge really?) Still, if you ever found yourself in a situation like this, my advice would be: take the knife. It’s a free knife after all! But, don’t use it on anyone, especially your enemies. My reasoning for this is because you never know if the knife is dull or able to be tracked, or meant for something else. Therefore I use this quota in my head. “If it looks like a bread knife, it’s probably a bread knife”
Don’t have a twin sister
Yes I speak from experience with this one. Better yet, be an only child. And for those of you saying, “oh but Halos, I can’t control how many siblings I have!” Incorrect. Of course you can control how many siblings you have. That is, unless one of your siblings is an all powerful god or immortal. Chances are they aren’t though, and therefore you can definitely be rid of any and all siblings you may possess.
My final piece of advice for the day is one I personally abide with each and every time I find myself around people who are shorter than me.
So yes, enjoy my advice, heed it well, and stick around for the next edition when my brain gets that ever so annoying itch again.
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